ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

fandomize-the-nation:

kiddwaynejohnson:

I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve

how bout we rescue adam from the pit and get steve rogers over here

nyanchos:

trying to talk to someone you like

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs

earrie:

Sure Lock Homes would be a great name for a home security company