If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve
how bout we rescue adam from the pit and get steve rogers over here
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
Sure Lock Homes would be a great name for a home security company